It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHITI need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
Oh my god
My life is now complete
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVOURITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET JUST BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE TO NAIL THE TIMING ON THAT JUMP OMFG
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
swag - to be swaggie
yo - swago nos - swagamos
tú - swagas vos - swagáis
él - swage ellos - swagan
ella - swaga ellas - swagan
usted - swage ustedes - swagan