OHHHHH!

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face, 

because what truly matters is 

what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

dimashweema:

0-ctopussy:

g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s:

myeightcents:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

This is gold!

Oh my god

I’m dead

My life is now complete

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR?  QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

dustpelt:

“and you will have to present it in front of the class”

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

tomlintwerkin:

swag - to be swaggie

yo - swago                    nos - swagamos

tú - swagas                   vos - swagáis

él - swage                     ellos - swagan

ella - swaga                  ellas - swagan

usted - swage              ustedes - swagan